Best Thing I’ve Ever Heard………Ever!!!!
wow. I can’t even say this; I don’t know what to say, so here goes.
Thanks to the wonders of gearpage, I have just discovered that Steven Seagal
has produced blues albums. And yes, that is ‘albums’, plural. And yes, he both
plays guitar and sings on them. And yes, I will show you an album cover:
And yes, they sound…..well….just about how you think they would sound.
Sort of like that incredible album cover. Ya. It’s Steven Seagal, people.
And the best thing is, look at his face! Even on his album cover, that
Steven Seagal emotion chart is totally true:
Look!! That’s totally the exact same face as on his album. Classic.
See? I just gotta get famous at something…..it doesn’t matter what…..and
then I can produce all the albums of myself playing that I want, whether
they sound good or not. Just like Steven Seagal, and just like someone
I found years ago making lovely music:
And yes, that is David Hasselhoff.
So splendid.
Karl.
I respect your work,it is the most nice one i ever see
Your articles are so impressive that I can not forget it.